Piffery 101

"I've been blogging before it was cool!"

So get this -
Warm Friday Morning: I wake up with a monstrous wheeze that rivaled the graininess of vintage Rod Stewart vinyls. As I rolled out of bed I made note to inch off the good side hoping to not shit my pants before I got to the breakfast table (food poisoning is a bitch FYI), I brushed my teeth and noted the tremors prowling my stomach. Long story short, ass and strawberry scented air freshener never cease to entertain my appetite for money and cewebrity status.

Other than the need to be known, I want to escape from those weird World of Warcraft leveling fantasies we all get at 4:30 a.m on Sundays. The criteria I want to present you, the reader, is that of the Hip-Hop culture rolled in an epitome standard. Just kidding about that last sentence, I have no idea what that means. If I could sum it all up in one sentence this blog would have to be described as "Editorials and opinions pertaining to everything urban." There we go... little sense to a powerful quote.

Anyway!, I'm gonna go now. I've never been good at good-byes but I promise I'll be back to feed into my delusions of grandure in no time. Sayonara.