Piffery 101

I'm irritable today, for no reason. I'm just trying to justify why I am. Could it be the prescription pills or could it be a psychological disorder that hasn't been diagnosed yet? That is the fucking question. This morning I was in so much pain, wondering what have I done to deserve this bad karma. I think I need to research karma more, cause just yesterday I fed a stray dog that looked as if Cruella Deville had something to do with the obscenity. I felt so bad... but I called animal control afterwords to come give this bitch (no lie) some help.

Anyway, this site is looking a little too douchey. I definitely don't want to go in that direction anymore. I knew I might have to correct my blog-wrongs anyway.

Well I'm going to release some steam (then I'll go masturbate).